April 30, 2012 - Fearlessly Archived - Still a fun read, price & availability may have changed.
Trader Joe’s Raises the Bar
For Cereal Bars
What do you get when you cross great-tasting, high-quality fruit with organic grains and blend them into an all natural cereal bar? Something Trader Joe’s has been bringing you for years at a great price, that’s what. We’ve taken sweet, delicious apples and figs and created a cereal bar that’s ideal for a quickie breakfast or fast snack.
This Apple Walks Into A Bar… and This Fig Walks Into A Bar… are made with the highest quality fruit, organic grains, and none of those annoying hydrogenated oils, artificial colors or dyes found in some of the national brands – we’ll never understand why anyone thinks you need those to make excellent food.
All of our Walks Into A Bar bars are low in fat and sodium, and individually wrapped for your convenience & portability. On top of all that, they taste great! What, you think we’re joking? Not a chance. The only joke here is in the name – about the rest, we’re almost comically serious. We’re selling each 7.9 ounce box of six bars for $1.99, a serious value, every day.
Inside Scoop: Amp up the fruit flavor of these bars even more – just pop them in the toaster!